Probably heard about Meghan and Harry’s latest cringe moment, courtesy of The Hollywood Reporter. These two have been trying hard to claw their way back into the A-list circle, but it looks like Hollywood isn’t rolling out the red carpet for them. Having spent quite some time in the entertainment industry, I’ve seen my fair share of PR disasters, but this one takes the cake.
They weren’t even invited to the Emmys party hosted by Meghan’s own agent, Ari Emanuel. I mean, come on! That’s like not getting invited to your best friend’s birthday bash—especially when that friend is throwing all the glitz and glamour you crave.
Rumor has it that Meghan is viewed as a “dictator in heels,” while Harry has been labeled an enabler and a royal puppet. Talk about a fall from grace—from Prince Charming to Puppet Prince in just a few short years!
Of course, Team Sussex is scrambling to do damage control, labeling the reports as “fake news” and trying to discredit sources. But let’s be real: where there’s smoke, there’s usually fire.
What really gets me is the sheer audacity of it all. These two seemed to think they could waltz into Hollywood, flaunt their titles, and everyone would bow down. Newsflash: Hollywood doesn’t care about your tiara or your past achievements.
Now, let’s talk about their Netflix deal. A whopping $100 million for what? A couple of documentaries that feel more like extended therapy sessions? No wonder industry insiders are calling it the worst deal of the peak TV era! And don’t even get me started on their staff turnover—it’s like a revolving door! A Chief of Staff quitting after three months? That’s not a job; that’s a summer internship!
And then there’s the so-called “Sussex Survivor Club” back in the UK. Ex-employees are forming support groups, and it’s starting to feel like a real trend.
The entertainment industry is tightening its belt, and suddenly, vanity projects for washed-up stars aren’t looking so appealing anymore. There’s a palpable dislike and distrust toward them now. I wonder why? Could it be the constant complaining?
When Harry and Meghan first got together, there was so much excitement and promise. They were going to modernize the monarchy, shake things up, and do things differently. For a while, it looked like they might actually pull it off. But somewhere along the way, things went awry. Maybe it was the pressures of royal life or their own inflated egos—who knows?
The harsh truth is that nobody really cares anymore. The world has moved on, and we have bigger issues to deal with than whether Meghan and Harry get invited to the “cool kids’” parties. In Hollywood, today’s star can quickly become tomorrow’s nobody.
So what’s next for Harry and Meghan? If I were a betting man, I’d say we’ll see more of the same: desperate attempts to stay in the spotlight. Unless they can pull a rabbit out of a hat and actually produce something of value, I think their Hollywood dream is pretty much dead in the water.
Maybe it’s time for them to take a step back and look in the mirror, because right now, they resemble less of the trendsetters and more of a cautionary tale.
And there you have it: the rise and fall of Meghan and Harry, Hollywood’s least wanted. It’s a timeless story of fame. Can they reinvent themselves, or is this the beginning of the end? Only time will tell.